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What a horrible cartoon. Paul is probably the biggest authoritarian ass in Christian Scripture.
LGBT folk are born, not made, and anyone dumb enough to challenge that and condemn it better lock their own closet. But take the brain out & reinstall it in the cranium first.
LGBT are not born that way and there is nothing to prove that they are. Anyone dumb enough to believe that they are needs to provide proof, not heresy.
Science does. However one thing I have realized is that when you say the word “science” or “facts” near a theist all they do is get angry and start shouting bible scripture.
Ain’t It a blast to throw names, & put down people, & reduce them to total mindless monsters in your mind? Doesn’t it make you feel bigger & better & braver? But my brother Barak, but I’m not here to just make insulting cartoons & poke fun & be sarcastic & all holier-than-thou about your precious soul & your intimate, eternal choices. My toons are just to prime the pump & get the thots flowing, even if it means some angry reactions.
So, Barak, does your gay gospel go like this?– “God made us gay. We may have once been hetero, but now we’re gay to stay. Once gay, always gay! Can’t pray the gay away! Some may be BI, or trans, or unsure what they are, but we’re all still born gay. So shut up, you Christian bigots! And let us do any sex thing our hearts desire. Amen.”
You don’t want to change. You can’t change. Case closed. But dude, is it possible you could be dead wrong?! That your lifestyle is creating to your theology, instead of your theology creating your lifestyle? i.e. your bod is your god? In other replies I try to present what I believe is the real gospel. If you’re open…
RDT: Yes I’ve seen that very clever kids cartoon. Very well done, very cool, deceiving propaganda for little kids. Poor stupid litttle christian, all confused & judgmental & uninformed. And the scientists & the same-sex lovers shall show us the way: Tell us all about genetic gays, the family, raising kids, the marriage covenant, the sacredness of a man & women’s love, the very foundation of human civilization. Whew. Gotta justify your lifestyle, so you can follow any way your lusts carry you: i.e. your Feelings are your god.
Hey, I love you as my bros & sisters– but you’ve locked yourselves into sexual boxes & emotional prisons. You can no longer even consider that same-sex love/lust could possibly be wrong. You are right & all others are deceived & hateful? True, only the Spirit of God could ever help you believe otherwise. But God said He’d let you go, to do your own thing, until you get sick of it. Poor helpless little gay folk?
But I will scream from the highest mountain: God loves you! Just as you are! You can’t smoke Him or hide from Him. Or think you’re too good or too bad to need Him. He knows your selfish, lustful, monstrous, perverted, hateful, fearful, lonely heart. And He sent His only Son to become a monster of sin, to be murdered on a cross, & executed in your place. So you could be forgiven & free. You’re not any more evil or better than any other lost sinner on the planet! You don’t have to change a thing. Just look to Him. You got nothing good to bring to Him… but your heart. I dare you to get up in His face like a little kid, & challenge Him to show you His love… that will set you free.
Yeah, I don’t buy into the whole masochistic ‘I’m sooo horrid I need a sadistic all forgiving daddy who tortures me if I don’t love him’ bit. And, though that very rapidly drifted into directionless religious sputtering I do believe I can cleave a couple coherent points. First you never really attacked the science that showed that genetics does play a significant role in sexual identification (not 100% but a significant factor). I mean sure watching too many musicals is BOUND to turn you gay but genetics does play a part according to the evil secular ‘science’ based on those pesky ‘facts’ that seem to be there simply to undermine good Christian living. Second you claim that the sacredness of a man and woman’s love is the “foundation of human civilization” though homosexual relationships have been found in greek, roman and early medieval europe societies. So the whole men and women are sacred deal doesn’t really hold up any better than a gay man’s penis while trying to prove to himself that he is totally straight in a regrettable night of ‘passion’ with the girl next door. Though it does bring up a good point. Do you think that the whole of society will collapse once the mainstream accepts homosexual coupes? What unfathomable horrors will be unleashed that dwell in that backwards brain of yours? Third, you know that video wasn’t really meant for kids, right? It’s a parody. I also wonder why you always say lust/love when dealing with homosexuals but it’s always love when dealing with heterosexuals. Are you implying that all homosexual relationships can’t truly be loving because love only comes thorough the Jesus and all homosexual relationships are just based on dirty perversions of normal, decent, christian folk? And really? “God loves you” unless, you know, you’re a gypsy, witch, fortuneteller, adulterer, nonbeliever, false prophet, fornicator, homosexual or Blasphemer. Then you deserve to die and be tortured forever.
For sure, neither of us have the time to keep writing books at each other, & getting nowhere. But I’ll be praying for you, friend. My thots…
1) You’re convinced you are the sweetie & the-god-you-think-you-know is the monster. Because He created a Heaven for those He loves & wants to reign with Him, and a Hell for Satan & those who demand to reign & be their own god & goddesses. (“Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven!”) He doesn’t torture, but lets you have your kingdom of one. And that’s hell.
2) I can’t use or knock science, because the studies aren’t conclusive & some are very biased. But no scientist would rule out nurture & environment, in favor of 100% heredity! (Think molestation, not musicals.) We all still have freewill! Or all of us “other kinds of sinners” would be doomed. damned & destined to be at the mercy of our addictions hatreds & impulses! (“But I was BORN to murder those queers. I can’t help it!”)
3) Sure there have been gays in old cultures! But most historians consider such moral & domestic breakdowns to be evidence of the decline & fall of civilizations, not their glory. No, the whole culture didn’t collapse over night. But it began a moral decay that, over the years, eroded the foundations of truth upon which a nation stands.
4) Sure gays can feel love: choosing for the best, despite your feelings. And straights can act in lust: demanding your desires, no matter what is best. But do we know what is best for our mates, lovers, friends? Who is the final authority? And who can teach us such unselfish, true love! (um…. maybe Jesus?)
5. Please add to your list of those God “hates”— hypocrites, bigots, murderers, tyrants, child molesters, prostitutes & pimps, girls who are kidnapped & made sex slaves, the kidnappers, drunk drivers who kill with their car, rich misers, poor thieves, gang bangers… and me! Yeah we all make God angry & break His heart: because He loves us so, & wants what’s best for us. He didn’t make Hell for us! But for the Hater, the Accuser, the god of this world, who really hates & tortures & deceives us all!
5) Have you ever known someone who was 100% angry at you for your hateful treatment of them, and yet 100% loving & ready to take you back. Then you’ve tasted the spirit of the real God. You know that such a love exists. Someday I hope you’ll join me at the foot of the cross. Until then, I remain– a monster whom Jesus died for & loved to death.
Well thank you for your ‘thots’ and prayers but I’ve already blasphemed against god many times so I’m pretty much doomed.
Betcha my soul & yours— you aren’t.
Try this gospill: Matthew 9:10-13 (in a mod version) & call The Doctor in the morning…
via con Dios, amigo
1)You make not believing in a genocidal rapist sound like I have a god complex. I don’t need a god. Therefore I don’t make myself a god thats just silly. And, rejecting your god and believing in a different one or not accepting a god at all is hardly fair cause for damnation and eternal torment. It’s like god’s a mob boss and you can either give up a quarter of your profits or he can break your shins and send you to hell.
2)You call these studies (which are mainly just statical analyses) biased while putting forth no evidence to support to prove this. You can claim anything is biased but if you want someone to believe it cite it. And i’m not ruling out nurture entirely although your molestation hypothesis is not supported by current statistics (If you can find some that do I would love to see them). Now your last sentence I find very frightening. Yes, there are some people that DO have a compulsion to kill (though in this case nurture plays a much more important role) but killing is different from loving. Homosexuality hurts no one, killing someone however, most certainly hurts someone
3) Now you make the unspoken contention that homosexuality is immoral which quite frankly is ridicules. As i’ve said before being gay doesn’t hurt anyone! And, therefore religious dogma aside it seems impossible to claim that being gay is immoral. As for the idea that accepting homosexuality slowly caused the destruction of ancient civilizations, you need to prove that first, accepting gays timed with the downfall of the society and second, that homosexuality is the CAUSE of the downfall.
4) Now as for your concept of love needing to be validated by Jesus, is this this the same Jesus that trashed banks and the same god commanded the murder of women and children (Ezekiel 9:5-7, is this the love that calls for the rape of women and the murder of their children before their very eyes (Isaiah 13:15-18 NLT), and allows for the murder of slaves (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)? If this is god’s love I don’t want it and I don’t wish it upon any fellow human being.
5) Really? Those are the the people he hates? Hypocrites like those that demand for murder of gypsies, witches, fortunetellers, adulterers, nonbelievers, false prophets, fornicators, homosexuals and Blasphemers and then command people to not murder shortly after? Bigots like those that for no reason condemn homosexuals and advocates slavery and genocide, and tyrants like those who sit atop their glorious throne watching the pesants die and suffer while offering no help other than a promis of a glorious death? You mean someone like god? (Really the only thing you got right is the fact that god really does hate kidnapped sex slaves) And if hating genocidal rapists makes me ‘hater’ then by all means call me a ‘hater’ because I am probably the biggest hater you will ever find. And if that means I deserve eternal torment, then bring it on because, no threat no matter how sever, will ever make me love someone like that.
5)(again?) Praise the JESUS!
Via con Dios…
Betcha it is.
Try this gospel: Mark 3:22-30
“He who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is subject to eternal condemnation”
“But the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven men.”
“Whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come”
THE HOLY SPIRT SUCKS!
My goal wasn’t to ‘win’. You know as well as me that no one ‘wins’ an debate. The goal is to figure out what is right not who is right. If you honestly believe i’m right then stop condemning homosexuality and saying that it’s the product of rape (which I know you wont do). If you are just borde of trying to validate your antiquated prejudices then say so, but don’t insult my intelligence by saying I ‘won’ and keep preaching the same old shit over and over again.
Via con pollo…
RDT: Gotta few minutes to answer.
Definitely wasn’t bored. definitely not trying to win a word game… just your heart.
No, the debate is both stimulating & vital. And your soul is totally worth my time. I mean it was worth Jesus’ blood, for God sake! But I tried to bow out gracefully: 1) I’m out of town for several weeks, just home for Sundays. 2) You’re demanding my research. (The Bible is out, you reject that.) So I knew it’d take time to gather some refs. 3). Don’t have much hope that you’re all that open (except for 1 humble comment among many modernized antiquated put-downs. 4) Thot I’d let you go justify your lifestyle with someone else & walk away happy.
FYI, Definition of prejudice: to pre-judge without investigating & considering all the evidence.
BTW, Nice try on getting God to hate you! What? denying your manhood, perverting God’s sexual gift isn’t enough to make him a little pissed with you? Gotta REALLY make Him hate you! But see, you can only truly blaspheme the Holy Spirit if you really know & see Him in action, then Spit in God’s face. I just wonder, brother Trash, if you’ve ever seen a real miracle; or had someone who knows you at your worst still love you selflessly; or seen yourself as an utterly worthless monster & twisted piece of trash– and then had someone die for you & tell you they’ll never stop loving you. Spit on that.
We can’t get God any more angry with us! And we make Him love us any more than He already does, or stop His offer of amnesty & forgiveness. That’s just how He rolls…
And now so must I…
If you meant wait a minute I can get back to you right now but I want to continue this debate, say that! How was I suppost to interpret “You win” as anything but giving up?
I’m entirely open to anything! As long as it’s validated by logic.
Are those numbers correlating to my arguments? They really don’t even relate. Anyway I assume that you will get back to me on arguments.
And prejudice, yes I know what it is. And if you claim Homophobic sheepherders from the bronze age to be your ultimate source on the morality of homosexuality while and clinging to gay stereotypes then you are prejudice.
Nice try? I’m pretty sure I proved he hates me. Well your definition of love and hate tend to be a bit screwy as we can in section 4 of my previous arguments. Hell Jesus said,“Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life; whoever does not obey the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God remains on him.” I don’t know definition of “wrath” is but I’m pretty sure love is not a synonym.
And I would like to put special intrest on your claim that by being gay you are “denying your manhood.” Really? This is just plain stupid and offensive. How am I any less of a man because I like dudes? In fact I’d say I’m more of a man than you! You can play around with your frilly little vaginas and your butt-chests, I’ll stick with my men and masculinity. What could be more masculin than loving masculinity? Honestly? Are you actually saying I’m not realizing the full potential of my manhood because of a bronze-age book told you so? The same book that said that unicorns, satyrs, cockatrices and a race of Giants were real animales? The same book that claims that 500,000 Israelites were slain in a single battle? The same book that advocates for slavery and states that women should marry their rapists? Do you honestly believe in these things?
First of all you give theological basis for your definition of blasphemy and your bible claims that we gays understand god (Romans 1:24-32 NLT) but I’ll play along. Have I have “Had someone who knows you at your worst still love you selflessly?” Yeah, I have actually. My boyfriend. But of course that’s not a miracle, that’s unnatural, that’s an abomination, that’s “denying your manhood”, that’s “perverting God’s sexual gift.” But I don’t need to believe this love is a “miracle.” I feel the need to soil the beauties of humanity with the cynical belief that no such good could ever come from man. I don’t think this is “Him in action.” but if god is making me feel love for someone that I should be killed for loving then I most certainly spit in his face. And what about his other actions (argument 4)? I spit in his face for that too.
I love that you still claim that you can’t “stop His offer of amnesty & forgiveness” when he clearly stated that “He who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is subject to eternal condemnation” Forgiveness =/=eternal condemnation.
Anyway, when you have time I would love to hear your counter-arguments to my original arguments, these and possibly if your not to bussy the comments on your other comics I posted.
BroTrash– Haven’t forgotten about your arguments. Still only in town for wkends (until Summer) & still not much time– except for replying to short comments. Which yours are not. Gonna have to look up your Bible quotes, my research & respond… this summer. But it gives me lots of time to pray for you… for me… for this horrifying, hateful, Hellish God you know to show up & reveal His Real nature to you… to me. As I’ve prayed for you I see: waves & winds & lightning. & Lt. Dan at the top of the mast, shaking his fist, screaming at God to come down & get it on! May He grant you your wish.
Why do you have to be so intolerant of homosexuals? Many of my friends are homosexual, they are all very outstanding people. I have seen them with their partners, they genuinely love each other. Probably more than most straight people. Many of them are also Christian. What is wrong with that?
Well his philosophy isn’t that he hates gays but rather condemn’s their lifestyle. It’s equally stupid but there is a distinction.
I never said he hates them. I said “intolerant”. Not wanting gays to have equal rights is definitely intolerant.
Ah, sorry for my misreading. Well most likely because he believe in the bible and the bible says, “You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.”
And “For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.”
God also clearly states that marriage should, according to him be between a man and a women “But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband.”
And that they should be killed “If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives.”
He believes that homosexuality is a sin because he’s a Christian who actually believes in the bible and for that I give him credit.
well, i can say i tried to change myself as a full time evangelical ‘born again’ Bible thumping missionary in many ways shapes and forms including pleading, ‘faith healing’, ‘renewing my mind’, ignoring the fact that I was attracted to women and then gave up…began drinking heavily and left the church altogether. I still believe in God and Jesus and pray every day, go to AA and am in recovery. But one thing I learned…I could not change my sexual orientation and God did not change my sexual orientation. Instead, after years of damaging my own heart and mind, I came to accept myself and the person that I love as my partner. Call it whatever you want, in the end God will have to judge for himself But I think God will probably question me about the depth of my honesty and faith instead of my biology and the way that I am attracted to the same sex…
You are not a christian if you are living in sin and are completely unrepentant about it. Homosexuality is a sin and if you are not willing to repent of your sin then you are not a Christian. Also your honesty and faith are not going to get you anywhere with God because you have rejected his grace and traded it for the love of a woman.
Because I am sure you live your life 100% sin free.
ps…Mr Eden you can make fun of us all you want. It doesn’t hurt more than anything else you have done to us all our lives…we are so used to it now and you’d be jealous to know of the blessing and insights I have gained because of being hated by people like you. So thank you.
Karen, my humor is just the give & take reaction to the gay activists’ sarcasm. Don’t worry, they can take it as well as dish it out. But it’s like lobbing smoke bombs over the wall to bring your opponent out into hand-to-hand combat. Not very productive, I know. He comes out with red eyes & all angry, rather than conversational!
Better if we could sit down & talk. I’m sure most gays aren’t so militant, but just want to enjoy their chosen/given lifestyle in peace.
Don’t mean to be mean. Like I told you in another thread- I don’t hate you even a little. I love you, respect you for your honesty & tenacity, fear for you, hope for you & pray for you. Just like you don’t hate people you think are wrong or you think need to change their ways. A smoker friend, an angry friend, a hurtful friend, a greedy friend? Yes I’d be thrilled to hear the ways God has helped you understand the unloving. He’s in your corner. We disagree on how & where He might want to fight for you.
Howdy! Gay man here! Possessive “its” has no apostrophe. Please fix that. (In the future, if you find yourself writing “it’s” and you’re not sure, you can just think over the phrase again with “it is” to see if that works. And always carefully double check the copy of works intended for wide distribution!) Well, that’s all from me, good luck with your personal journey, goodbye!
Mgjy–Thanks for your help. But I’m not trying to show possessive. I did mean to say it is (it’s). Thus the < '>. We all think that if something feels good, no matter with who or where or when— it is love! And many times… it’s not. May we discover the difference. God speed.
Howdy! Another gay man here! I think Mungojelly was referring to the “it’s” at the end of the frame, as in “or it’s cure.” Best wishes!
Oops. Ok. I see it. thanks.
And the Lord hung his head low and said, “This is not how I taught you to love your neighbor.”
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